If Scott was a Jay-Z song, he’d be called Big Simpin’.

Wanna know the REAL reason Magneto stopped wearin’ purple? Because the days of fuchsia passed.

POV: That time you finally had to call in sick.

Y’learn a lotta things when you dabble with time travel. Lesson #1: You cannot fuck the future, Bub. The future fucks 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

Breakfast. Most important meal o’ the day.

Mariko 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦; 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘦𝘺𝘦𝘴, 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦, 𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘯𝘴 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯'𝘵 𝘬𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘮𝘦. 𝘛𝘰 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘰 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘵 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵.

Head-shot. #XMen #Wolverine

Sent some o’ the kids out on a mission to find Danver’s cat. Might say it was a bit of a wild Goose chase.

Why’d I quit teaching? Let’s see how long YOU can stomach hearing kids spout claptrap like “skibidi-rizz toilets,” and get back to me.

Some days, it ain’t worth gettin’ out o’ bed.

“I do what I do. Never said it was pretty.”

“They’re still here, Dom. They’re called ‘politicians.’”

He cracked a wry grin. “Club Fenris is always crawlin’ with villains, but they charge extra for delousing.”

It doesn’t cost a thing to speak politely. Keepin’ your fucking mouth shut is free, too.

“Hey Elf. Good to see you.”

He shrugged, offering a smile tinged with chagrin. “Some habits are hard to break, pal. But I’ll promise you this: I’ll try.”

Logan grimaced in mock pain; grasping his chest. “Ouch! Brutal!” The grimace warmed into a smile. “Putting the ol’ healing factor to the test, eh?”

#LFG

“As a Canadian citizen, I must respectfully decline ownership of the shortcomings of American beer.”

He gave a smirking shrug. “Fair enough. I admit; I’m not a choosy drinker. My main concern with beer is that it’s beer.”