I’ve noticed that I never run into the people I’ve cut off. That’s the biggest sign the universe agreed with my decision.

naming my son gotham so when he cries at night, my wife can whisper “gotham needs you”

Mya asked Beenie Man if she can be his girl & he told that bihhh Zagga Zaa😭😂

Itachi killed all the Uchiha and left the village Danzo:

34 years ago today, ‘Sailor Moon’ premiered.

I hope rat dem at the jail nibble pon him toe dem a night time

79lbs down, 31 more to go 🙏🏼

No one: Me at 8 years old:

Chris Tucker was really in Hong Kong telling people he LAPD😭

watching Girl Melanie do everything to beat Janay just for Janay to get the last laugh on her wedding day!

amazing how you managed to fit every woman in a single photo

happy international women's day 🫶

Watching Naruto for the first time is genuinely one of the best anime experiences

They was mad at Roscoe Jenkins cuz he ain’t wanna share his daddy with a hater smh.

I hate when I do something and people tell me what they prefer. I don’t care? Me do weh wa do lmao

“Girls girl” and she’s actively choosing clout over confidentiality to protect the other girl. 😭 Tweet is still up btw.

And as a girls girl I told the entire internet 🤭

It's the companies with the worst salaries and working conditions that have the most vibrant social media posts lol. Masters of propaganda

ragebait often works on me because i was already angry before i read that.