When you change lanes in traffic and now ya old lane start to move faster

pisses me off when they always put the calories for 100g or the serving size just put the calories for the whole thing omg

nobody: the last page of my primary school exercise book:

I think there are bigger issues to worry about

"you've lost weight"

"Why is there so much sugar in everything?"

I be in the gym at noon like why all these folks working out ain’t at work but then I realize they are probably think the same thing about me 😂😂

Happy Valentine’s Day to those of you who had to walk away from someone you loved because they weren’t good for you.

Driving is basically you reading the mind of the next guy and hoping they’re not idiots.

There's more to this email than meets the eye.

Me: Nobody will know I got this dress for $12. Them: Oh, I love your dress! Me: Thanks! I got it for $12!!

how's life? me :

Antibiotic resistance means one day a simple cut could kill like it did 100 years ago.

When you accept that the person you love actually doesnt love you like he claims to, it becomes easy to let go.

The best kosua ne mɛko is sold by a single parent with her baby at her baby at her back

You first have to ask yourself how it’s any of your business.

Probably one of the purest joys as a university student is opening a PowerPoint, seeing 28 slides… and realizing 8 of them are just pictures.

🚨: This is Tatiana Sampaio, a Brazilian scientist who restored movement in six paraplegic patients.

I love selective replying, one of the bad behaviors I learnt from men.