Lamine Yamal at school writing about how his summer went x.com/dlowvsjack/sta…

How to get a tech job in 2024: 1. Build a time machine 2. Go back to 2011 3. Learn jQuery

Microsoft Windows Users Right Now:

911 lines are down in: - Alaska - Arizona - Indiana - Minnesota - New Hampshire - Ohio

Meanwhile in India

NEWS: A software update from cybersecurity company Crowdstrike appears to have inadvertently disrupted Microsoft IT systems globally. wired.trib.al/cvUpRaS

Songs that could wake me up out of a coma: Big Sean- Guap

2024 is 56% complete. [161 days remaining]

If I send you this , know that I’m Outside !!

Explaining to my kids why we didn’t get the Sha’Carri vs Shelly Ann final we were promised

When your body tells you to rest Please rest

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Every day I think about how the creators of Zoom probably thought they were going to have a regular degular sales year, then COVID in 2020 happened. You never know when is your BIG break and that keeps me motivated 😂

No contact on the day = not going

Rocksteady has begun layoffs due to the poor performance of ‘SUICIDE SQUAD KILL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE’ Over half of the quality assurance team has been let go + multiple other staff members. One member was let go during their paternity leave. (Source: bit.ly/3ZrHGW7)

Goodmorning is literally thee syllables enuh ppl it nah kill unu omg. Manners aside, human interaction is such an important part of how we connect with each other and establish positive relationships.

The Debate

Manchester United are a funny institution because losing to Forest feels like it happened a couple months ago. Days feel like weeks, weeks feel like months when your club is a drama-fuelled media machine.