Private plane ✔️ Mickey mouse slippers ✔️ Bag of BBQ Kettle chips ✔️ . CONFIRMED: DIDDY JUST FUCKIN GETS IT!!!!!!!

The way men seem to feel about fantasy football is *exactly* how i feel about this incredible life changing pic

In case you were wondering if M. Night Shyamalan dressed up as a sexy zombie johnny depp for Halloween- the answer is yes, he did. Go TF off, M. Night Shyamalan.

Currently giving all my thanks to the big man upstairs (that’s G-O-D, folks) for working his magic and making this photo of Morgan “face freckles / stepdaughter fucker” Freeman, Johnny “expensive wine / full blown monster” Depp, Joe “no nickname” Perry, and Joe “unbearably h…

Gigi Hadid looks hotter as the Mask then i will ever look in my life. Kind of rude if you think about it

Ok Reba needs to remove her sensibly heeled foot from my damn neck. 2 outfit changes? Ladies pay attention: this is how a REAL bitch do the damn thing !

It’s the holiday season, which means it’s time to remember what really matters most. Friends, family, love, and of course, Larry King’s two incredibly hot, all-star sons.

Anyone else ready to risk it all for this sexy, thicc grinch? My concha just grew three whole sizes 🔥🚨

Who copped their OSP calendar? There are still some left! I know it’s a year away but I literally can’t wait for December 2020 is that weird? Missy in a tracksuit drinking champagne is the vibe I’m tryna be on. 🍾 19.99 . 🍾Bigger than ever . 🍾Full of … ift.tt/37J1yGW

🚨 IT’S BLACK FRIDAY BITCH 🚨 Everything (EVERYTHANG) in my store is 🔥 50%🔥 off this whole weekend EVERY. SINGLE. THING. have at it, monsters. use that purchasing 👏🏼 power 👏🏼 💋 no code, discount taken off at checkout! calendars, mugs, towels, pouches, so much more! Carol…

I’m THRILLED to be a Forbes 30 under 30!! Hoping this means 5 less people will think I’m actually the actor Sean Penn???

Our society is obsessed with Baby Yoda rn and I get that. But I invite you to turn your attention into an unsung hero, a lesser known QUEEN — 💋FEMALE YODA aka YADDLE🌹 We bow down, we stan, we worship at her feminine foot claws. She’s serving inches of luscious hair, looking …

Celine Dion posing with costumed mascots IS the vibe. It IS the energy. It IS the wavelength we must all be on. Accept it. Internalize it. Embrace it.

Rolling up to every function i attend this weekend with big “britney spears on a horse energy”

am 100% down to see the the one they call canary. movie for a number of reasons. #WBPartner 1) Rosie Perez is in it. 2) Rosie Perez must be supported at all costs. 3) Rosie Perez is a queen and I will do anything she tells me to do. Tickets for the #birdsofprey movie are now on sale g…

Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies!!! #RootVegetables

Mel Gibson, Jason Momoa, and Peter Dinklage. A problematic, sweaty, hairy sexual sandwich that I would absolutely love to take a giant wet bite of. This is the kind of orgy where you’d be pulling long thick hairs out of your teeth for DAYS. I can literally smell this room ju…

Corona has changed everything. I can look at this picture of Howie Mandel in a full hazmat suit and plague mask and literally find nothing weird or funny about it. Howie Mandel is the new normal

Day 3 of quarantine. Good news: still committed to keeping up my kegels routine, my pussy grip is stronger than ever. Bad news: stress eating beans straight out of the can. Stay home and flatten the curve!

These pictures of Danny DeVito at The Lorax premiere are bringing me much needed joy right now. I’m not a doctor (just a girl impersonating Sean Penn on the internet) but please folks, stay home! Shelter in place. Wash your hands. Put a can of soup outside your elderly neig…