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He rests his head in his hands, humming thoughtfully. "Fancy showing off your skills as a master chef?" x.com/OfSniperisms/s…

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"Well, as long as you don't poison me..." Jim would be up for that. (But don't tell anyone because he's got a reputation to uphold.) x.com/OfSniperisms/s…

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"Oh, how romantic. Nothing would impress me more than giving me severe food poisoning." Bats eyelashes. x.com/OfSniperisms/s…

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But he'd also be even grumpier than usual. Not a fan of being unable to work effectively. "Don't think I wouldn't poison you right back." x.com/OfSniperisms/s…

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If @SniiperSebMoran doesn't wrap himself up with a bow on top and lie underneath the Christmas tree on the 25th then Jim is going to be very disappointed. V e r y.