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Joaquin Phoenix after the director calls to tell him that the set is fully prepped and that he’s so excited for the shoot

Gwah

I would give up access to AI forever in return for a Google search function that worked like it did 10 years ago

For an Anonymous customer "Someday love will find you Break those chains that bind you One Knight will remind you How we touched and went our separate ways"

i prefer this

I hate the Bay Area because it has the best potential to be one of the best cities on earth and instead its just another sprawly suburb whose urban areas are basically the same but with houses slightly closer together. The worst part is many people want to keep it that way

if you want to gamble on sports you should have to go to a little room across town and talk to a stinky little man. there should be an aura of griminess about it. you should not be able to do gambling on your phone

me after doing absolutely fucking nothing all day: yeah i needed this

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My hand hovering over the retweet button on the most gooner shit imaginable before my self control kicks in

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Union members heading to polls to vote Republican

ELVIS IN SPAAAAAAACE

Letting the tests go by