fernando mendoza come here real quick i have something for you 💍💍💍

this game is making my back ache

that was the funniest turnover i’ve ever witnessed

screaming crying peeing

have fun in the big 10 stinkies now pay your calimony!!!

WE GOING TO A BOWL GAME!

ON OUR RUGGED EASTERN FOOTHILLS

why is teething a baby thing why can’t i stress chew

hey girl i think i have your ambassador tag! elias

burlington is taking me out wdym i’m white

huge day for the annoying people who hate seeing people happy… POST YOUR SPOTIFY WRAPPEDS! IF SOMEONE SAYS NO ONE CARES, THEY ARE LYING!!! I CARE!!!

from marty robbins to ethel cain mhm yup!

waiting for my chipotle wrapped “you ordered a double carnitas bowl, extra white rice, pico, sour cream, and light cheese 72 times this year”

why are gay ppl surprised when the music they listen to is gay

oomf streamed 20k+ minutes of the mamma mia soundtrack like i get it but at the same time girl…

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE GOT HIM

ROSALYNN’S REVENGE

andrew scott + greta lee was made for depressed gay ppl (me)

yeah

i swoon for every tiktok linguist i see it’s really bad