It's been killing me for weeks that Matt Rife looks like someone/something from deep inside my brain, and I finally realized he looks like General Mandible from Antz

THEY GOT THE MF POTION OF MINOR MAGICKA

14 million jobs that can’t cover rent.

are conservatives actually getting mad at a baby show for saying it's bad to hate black people

Right wingers loved the main muscle dude actor of Reacher until they found this picture of him, so now they are crying because he is left wing.

And I be fucking right everytime so Idc

Does anyone else spit on their hotdogs before taking a bite

Yuno miles is this generations greatest rapper

Tested positive for being an

I’m gonna solve America’s gun problem by taking all the guns and putting them in the bottom of various bodies of water for divers to find

I really wish I could hear something that I don’t like and not have a physical reaction, like I wish I didn’t cry, I wish I didn’t overthink, I wish I didn’t feel. I really hope my son isn’t as fucking useless as his father. I’m sorry son, if I damned you

I can’t be fucking serious. Like please fucking hit me with a truck.

Currently hanging on by a thread

i have beef with ronald mcdonald, why the fuck are spicy mcchickens seasonal? it’s on sight ronny

ur in her dms but i’m watching her blow me kisses on the baby cam. we are not the same

all we know is hate

to be loved is to be seen, lately i’ve been feeling invisible.