Me @ Alice.

“Creepy Eddy is making a move on Alice… Shhhhhhhh”

“Thank you.”

“Just going to school, got some homework. Like if ya wanna flex on these scrubs, just become a vampire and attend school. These idiots actually gotta revise, I, on the other hand (Daddy Eddy) have been attending school for like a hundred years boiiiii”

“It’s what Daddy D does.”

“I’m not obsessive. I’m attentive.”

“Me on a first date.”

“Are made of these.”

“HI THERE”

“If you want something terrifying, ya should try immortality.” Dramatically one eighties to press my palms to a table and glare at the nearby wall before announcing dramatically. “IT. IS. HELL.”

“I AM A FATHER?!”

“I NEED A HERO.” Slams hands on the table. “IM HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO TILL THE END OF THE NIGHT.” Slides everything off the table and screams. “I NEED A HEROOO”

When parental duties are spoken.

When Ezra says she likes immortality.