my last bg3 playthrough i accidentally pissed gale off without meaning to and he literally left my camp permanently . and i was like Oh No what am i gonna do without a Loser that asks if he can eat all of my enchanted weapons and armor

“I never heard a Bad Bunny song” - a man who don’t be around bad bitches.

Guy who just watch their first Shonen: I like the fights. Guy who watched 10 Shonens: Such a powerful and complex piece of media, criticizing society and showing the human psyche. This is not your regular shonen. Guy who watched EVERY Shonen: Dragon Ball is lowkey peak fiction

If u own a PET CAT as a grown ass man u cannot say nothing to me. Hoe ass nigga.

me helping the 3 smurfs on my team

this might be the best video ever made

yelling BAM when I throw something in the garbage bin

I ain’t seen niggas this mad since the Undertaker’s streak was broken

jayson tatum would’ve subbed himself out at 81 and texted kobe

kordell Vanessa hearing Kobe's old phone vibrate before jayson tatum break his record

Ngl the ladies went crazy with that “if he wanted to he would”. They super correct. Cause omm I don’t be wanting to.

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

What do u do if the butt so fat your dick can’t get past the cheeks

My card just declined while buying a homeless man a cigarette and he laughed at me. that nigga said “sit out here with me somebody gone come through for us” fuck ass nigga man 😂😂

I wish I could say niggas doubted me but everyone believes in me

Ok bitch since you always right come do this parlay

I gotta stop flirting with single moms, I owe like 8 kids tickets to WrestleMania