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Nothing makes you notice how terrible the roads are in Westchester than driving on them with a sleeping baby 😵‍💫🤫😬

What does one do with a set (and then some) of inherited silver?

Motherhood is being so happy that you get to hang out with the best, most adorable person on earth all the time and also being really really sad that you’ll never get your old life back.

You know the first little piggy? The one who goes to market? (I.e. not the one who eats toast beef or the one who goes wheee wheee whee) I just realized…he’s not going to the grocery store. 🥓🍖🥓

They can pry my gas stove from my cold dead hands

Somehow the postpartum hair loss regrowth is…worse than the process of actually losing half my hair?

Do any of of you out there have any connections that work at Hey Jane? If so, send my way! 🙏

My job search research assistant is very bad at her job but she’s very cute so I keep her around

LinkedIn is deeply depressing these days

Before I had a baby I had no idea it was possible to be this invested in someone else’s poop

The overwhelmingly glamorous life of a full time stay at home mom slash job-hunter 👩🏻‍💻👶🏻🤮

I spend my whole life thinking that I actually sent texts that I merely composed in my head

Question for American men: Did you register for the draft when you turned 18? My husband insists it’s required and my brother has never heard of it.

Love this amazing group #LoveWhereYouWorked

The worst part of being back to work is seeing how terrible my postpartum hair loss regrowth looks on VC 😵‍💫

Super glad I remembered to cash out my awesome cards before I got the axe. #ThanksElon

👋🏻 Twitter/X, Please help us find a living liver donor for my husband, Charles, by sharing/reposting our story below ⬇️. From the bottom of our hearts, thank you 💙.

Extremely pissed that I’m here, but Kate calls