because i’m your friend? and because i’m. . . i don’t know? you’re the one that hired me.

okay, well, you hired me to fuck with cory and fred and chip. which worked pretty well.

i still can’t believe you threw me to the wolves like that. i had to be pulled away because every single journalist in that building wanted to be the first to talk to me.

you’re the one that —? . . . yes we can.

vera.⠀ writing chip on instagram for 〝 𝖆. 𝖑𝐞𝐯𝐲 . . . was not on my to do list for tonight yet here we are.

oh my god. delete this right now.

⠀i’ve never been homesick . because there is no place i belong to .

TO ALEX ( text ) : what? ( text ) : i can’t call you right now just text me ( text ) : what’s going on ( text ) : alex i’m worried now ( text ) : please respond??

( text ) : i’m in my apartment? why? ( text ) : alex is everything okay?

( text ) : that’s your emergency? ( text ) : drinks? ( text ) : but yeah, i’m free tonight. ( text ) : where’d you wanna go?

( text ) : sounds serious… ( text ) : should i be worried?

( text ) : once i get off work i’m all ears promise ( text ) : i’ll meet you there tonight ( text ) : first round’s on me :)

mikey.⠀ thinking abt how vera has my dream tattoo 〝 𝓽𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝓽𝑒𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑟 𝓳𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑠𝑜𝑛 .ᐟ

alex no.

probably never . . . it’s uba we’re talking about here.

not purposely . . ?

jesus christ. i’m sorry for ruining your day apparently?

i’ll see if i have time to grab one for you on my way over. any preference?

didn’t we agree last time that you starting a podcast is a terrible idea?