Axe the AuthorGuy: Dear Authorguy, I feel that wearing a mask imposes on my right to express myself. What can I do? -Karen Dear Karen:

Squirrel of the Day! Squirrel of the Day! Squirrel of the Day! Christopher Moore

Please RT, kids. People are starting to DM me to ask if I'm dead. (And I'm still getting DM notifications from that account on the email they say isn't on it.)

Wait until they put that little Red Hat in a cage!

Your Daily Affirmation: I am elevated by kindness, enlightened by understanding, and energized by revenge. #AlsoWaffles

Squirrel of the Day! Squirrel of the Day! Squirrel of the Day! #CinnamonSquirrel

This is stressful. #georigarunoff

I'm cautiously over the moon about Georgia (if you can be "cautiously" over the moon), but the whining for the next fifteen days from the Republicans is going to be excruciating.

Not trying to minimize anything by saying "protesters" instead of mob - I was outside, and saw what happened, and it wasn't "protesting."

Squirrel of the Day! Squirrel of the Day! Squirrel of the Day!

See, here's the reason you can't have the country. We've seen what you did with it. Look around. This is the "Great Again" you were going for? Child please.

I feel like NY has earned legal weed.

Hawley clearly wants to inherit the followers of the idiot king, and there will be enough of them to win him a primary, but he ignores the reality of losing the Senate, the House, and the popular vote by increasing margins. History isn't going to vindicate Trumpism.

Let's not be too proud of ourselves for not being surprised by this.

Over five million people in the U.S. marched on Jan 20th, 2017 to protest Trump's election. No one was hurt. No property was damaged.

I'm hating everything about this AppleTV #SFGiants game including the score. Who is Katie? (In the booth.)

I think the Nationals are trying to make a point #SFGiants

Welp, Stooge defense continues. #SFGiants

New Tom Papa Special on Netflix!

This isn’t some wild accusation or scare tactic. Republicans are admitting they would side with Big Pharma and gut the Biden-Harris law that lets Medicare negotiate drug prices, if they win. They are literally, openly, for higher drug prices. axios.com/2024/09/17/tru…