how it feels saying "I ate it" when someone is asking for something they lost

I’ve decided I will be entirely ignoring the title and enjoying the hell out of this

pinche life360 PENDEJO

todas las percepciones sobre mí están equivocadas

me encanta manejar mientras uso el celular

all weed to a girl like me

nací en el año correcto porque me encanta ver reels sentada en el baño

Jennifer Lawrence talking about her cat in regards to cats being funny: “You know, like, he like comes into the room, like when my husband and I are watching TV and he always makes it look like a coincidence, like, oh, I didn't know you guys were here.”

amo tanto este puto video

walking out the door with your bags….

going to uni

watching sex and the city is basically agreeing with samantha, annoyed with carrie, feeling bad for miranda and rolling your eyes at charlotte.

putas armys d mierda ni les gustan tanto

just replied to 2 texts

forgot my lip balm at home

Ending the night with peppermint tea to cancel out the Taco Bell I had for dinner