please, for the love of all that is holy, stop saying “bi-weekly” and “bi-monthly”

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1am manner wafers are p.good, can recommend

I'm real glad terfs aren't buried in bathrooms so that everyone is free to piss on their graves

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on a scale from 1 to courage, where does removing the SIM card slot rank?

long live Queen Elizabeth "Lizzie" McGuire

the good thing about tiktok is that its algorithm seems to be like "don't give a shit about the royal family? no problem". unlike, well, almost all of the rest of algorithmic internets

I'm sure rye has some actual purpose in life but we don't need to keep pretending "bread" is it

today was a blessed day where I heard both East 17 and Men At Work on commerical radio within the same hour

I set up Tailscale at home yesterday, and it felt a little bit like magic. it's really nice when tech Just Works™️ and solves a real problem you have with minimal strings attached

idk why Vegemite has a BOLOGNESE label but my b vitamins are off the charts right now so I guess it all makes sense

square crumpets were a mistake and we'd all be better off without them

I’d like to speak to the manager please, something is wrong with the forecast

escaped winter to experience this travesty