Never thought this would be me but... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posting my calves on main if this gets 7 likes.

Those motherfuckers back there are NOT REAL

I think a lot of dudes are mad about these Jonah Hill tweets because they do this shit to their significant others and thinks it’s just a normal thing to do and them being controlling assholes is just how it is. It’s tough when you get that mirror turned on you, huh? Hit dogs.

OK... I'm gonna say it since no one else will... The Governor of Arizona has an absolute dump truck.

It's only supposed to get to 104 today.. Nice.

Hot take : Larry Nassar did horrible, horrific indefensible shit. And his punishment does not include periodic beating or stabbing.

Can we get some student journalists to the supreme court please?

Did she want to hold his peen instead?

First orcas, now otters. Once this reaches krill no one will be safe ever again.

Been seeing Hollywood types describing the terrible things done to them by studios, and was frustrated because they always refer to "a show" and never name it. But I realized naming the shows would be marketing for them.... I may be slow, but I'll get there.

Adventures in dementia: Heart warming edition. Mom said goodnight and I gave her a hug. She shuffled off to brush her teeth. She came right back having forgotten about the hug, so we hugged again.

Whelllllp... It was a good run. It's my birthday & It won't rain here today, and that will end a streak of 46 years.

4.35 as a courtesy clerk at a grocery store. A month or so after I started the minimum wage got raised to 4.50

I don't care how many "healing and restorative retreats," the criminal justice reform movement hosts. If people who aren't "in the club," and people who have been cancelled and/or marginalized aren't invited and embraced, it's hypocrisy and bullshit and we all see through it.

Hey elroy, Here's the thing... Just because I interact with an article one time, emphatically does not mean that I need to see it every time someone else retweets that article. Actually the opposite, I don't need to see it ever again. Fuck you.

So mom and I have made it through the mcu, and we're starting on a new movie adventures. Tonight it's Wall E, because I'm not close enough to tears all the time anyway.

When you're a hammer....

Metallica is just Dream Theater without a good drummer. I won't be talking any questions.

Super looking forward to all judges turning into Roger Tawney about now.