Christina was at her lowest...fat, nasty and broke. Career in shambles. She came on this bitch mad as hell!!! music.apple.com/us/album/moves…

seemingly every gay guy always “just got done w the gym”

everybody say sausage keep it goin

if you not in new york, los angeles, delaware county, or miami then where tf you at?

i’ve decided to get addicted to weed again so i can gain weight

you really can’t trust a gay guy who doesn’t like madonna

i hate when a mf just stands on the escalator like MOVEEEE

drinking a emotional support celsius

you can just do both for the fun of the game :)

asking the client if they want their response from ben fast or ben thinking

this is the best part of gay guy instagrams

coworker asked if i was free to help out n said no sorry i have a boyfriend

everybody hating but i personally am 25 and need a 40 year old boyfriend like yesterday

one of the greatest joys in life is taking a long walk to nowhere

what if they made a weekend where u didn't work

nice shoulder-to-waist ratio bro she let me hit because i’m jestermaxxing

normalizing monogamy in the gay community

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

GUYS ITS SUNDAY

Sometimes a guy is really hot until he opens his mouth and he's gay... and then he's even hotter!