bröther may i have the ʷᵃʳᵐ ˢᵘⁿ ᵇᵉᵃᵐ

Your wcw doesn’t like how she looks in a bathing suit but still eats chicken tenders at 3am and wakes up and eats bbq chicken pizza at 9am. It’s me. I’m your wcw

I’m going to die and be resurrected at bonnaroo next year.... it’ll be a time.

God Bless Youth Large T Shirts

Having a desk job means online shopping a lot. And then justifying it by saying “well I’m here at work making money to pay for this RIGHT NOW!”

Since I’m the youngest person in the office I have automatically become the IT troubleshooter.

I feel this emoji “🤪” on a spiritual level

the first sip of coffee in the morning is what I imagine shooting up feeels like

Im so excited for Jessy to open her books again I already have the email ready to go so I can secure the SPOTS. My goal is to finish my leg this year!!!!!

Am I the only one who doesn’t miss my ex’s, but miss their pets? Like how are they doing? We established a relationship. Do they ever think about me? Are they getting adequate petting?!

Help I can’t stop saying keke do u love me

Finally getting tattooed next week WOOOOOOOOOOOO

MY TIDDIIES ARE TOOOO DAMN BIG FOR THESE CUTE ASS LITTLE CROP TOP BRALETTE THINGS

Used to sneak out my house to go to parties, now I sneak out of parties to go to my house

Me when it’s really slow at the office and my boss walks by and comments that it’s really slow ......tellme2gohomePLEASE

What’s a bitch gotta do to get an edible arrangement???

I love not having dental benefits but what I love even more is having to miss making money at work to go to the dentist I have to pay for

My actual response to a confusing work email:

I’M GONNA BE THE VOICE ON PUBLIC TRANSIT IN MY HOMETOWN OF VANCOUVER.

Me the first day of Mopop: omg I’m gonna wear such a cute festival outfit! Me today: can I wear crocs ?