casual sex implies the existence of ranked competitive sex

Im jealous of anyone who can function at 100% prior to 11am

Having feelings for someone who could give a shit about you is probably the worst feeling

do better

I couldn’t be more thankful for the people in my life, and the experiences they allow me to have 🥺 i’m truly blessed

Chairs are underappreciated

its so painful to be aware

well at least I have 8ball

*Toddler falls in public* Me:

Developers: it's a simple feature, users will understand it. Users:

Turning up on a Thursday… to watch Pokémon. Ngl life could not be better at this moment.

Round 1 for Pokemon World Championship kicks off with an outrageous IGN 😂😭

Me at 30 still playing Pokemon