A passport is only worth the rights it confers. It means nothing inside ones own country. This passport is weaker than the one it replaces, symbolising the removal of our rights to move and operate freely across our own continent. It therefore represents abject political failure.

DID CNN JUST DO THAT

Even the BBC can’t help reporting this. The UK (population 60m) has more deaths from COVID-19 yesterday than the entire 27 countries of the EU combined (450m) The Vote Leave government took one of the best health, science and medical systems in the world, and Brexited it

William Miller 💙 Matilda  Nurses debt after training £50k. Nurses pay parking £238 per month. Nurses pay down 14% past decade. Nurses that of 9% use foodbanks. Nurses risk there lives to save lives. Nurses pay rise refused by 329 MPs MPs pay has increased by 27%.

Pretty sure we could test the entire UK in 24hrs if we let Aldi checkout assistants run the testing centres

#TrafalgarSquare

COVID-19 says: "Damn! Look it all those unmasked Spring Breakers! I love those assholes! They're keeping me alive! I'm not going to make 'em sick, just a little cold or something, so they take me home to Gramma. And when I get to her and Grandpa...POW!"

Have I got this right? The health secretary has Covid. The prime minister & chancellor are in isolation. Yesterday we had over 700 new hospital admissions for Covid. And over 50,000 new cases. We’re *already* having to cancel cancer ops. And.. tomorrow is “Freedom Day”?? 😳

Since 1609, there have been 100 cases of men born with diphallia, or two penises.

Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?

The G-spot was almost called "the Whipple Tickle" after professor Beverly Whipple who coined the term.

Look out for Jobs at Park Theatre next week: Technical Manager and the new role of Finance Manager are about to be advertised!

According to a study, the number of alcoholic drinks a person consumes in a week is directly related to their number of sexual partners.

Witzelsucht is a mental disorder that causes the sufferer to compulsively make inappropriate puns or jokes and tell pointless stories.

The best Christmas decoration I've seen haha. #DieHard

Equally, I never understood why the owner of The Daily Mail doesn't want this picture of his great-grandfather shared on Twitter either?