“are you ok?” No i miss The Jane

really not believing this bc yall get on here every other day stating that femmes who only date mascs are not gay fr.

My final act of love

Italians have excommunicated Cuomo (Reuters)

No shade Mamdani them busses were never fast but they were always free

Why did e*** remove goatdani’s check mark ???

Wellbutrin dose going hard today I just looked in the mirror and said "gratitude is the attitude" out of nowhere

he gon be shook as hell when he touch that heaven gate handle thinking he finna see her again and a trapdoor open.

being sober is super fucking cool but thinking youre better than everyone who isnt is super fucking lame

We’re all going to make it

Me when he turns around in his sleep:

One day you’ll be 18 and make a friend while volunteering the week before freshman year at NYU … then you blink and suddenly you’re both 24yo lesbians with masters degrees singing Check Yes, Juliet at the karaoke bar in Bushwick

not my monkeys and not my circus, but admittedly i am hopelessly enamored by the ringleader.

the sweetest man in the world loves me so i really don’t care about anything else

My problem is I always want a sparkling lavender lemonade or some bullshit