Day 7000 of quarantine: Watching Peter play Grand Theft Auto and I have officially lost my damn sanity.

Day 7463783383 of quarantine: Draw your boyfriend on an egg Peter Spilletti

I just watched Peter Spilletti eat string cheese by biting into it.......how much longer are we stuck in quarantine?!?! #askingforafriend

Quarantine is very similar to my 3 years in law school (bar prep included). No socializing, not making it to the gym and eating to take away the stress so I’m glad I trained 3+ years for this

Last night, Peter Spilletti and I started watching Outer Banks on Netflix, and my absolute favorite part was when one of the characters said “oh this guys gotta be at least 50 because he owns a pair of new balances”.. Moral of the story, proof Peter is a 50 yr old. #grandpalife

I gotta say, I get bothered when Peter Spilletti plays Call of Duty Warzone instead of hanging out with me, but the way he talks about me to other people while playing makes everything okay 😭😭

Peter just said “son of a bee sting.... well ain’t that some shit” so I’m genuinely confused how old hes turning next week..... 65 grandpa or 21 year old frat star please help ....Peter Spilletti

Ladies—- with this new Warzone update—Am I the only girlfriend in the world who wants to drop in the stadium with my man just so the game ends quicker? Kinda Convinced this update was made to save relationships— thoughts?!? #thnxforthehelp #thisonesforus

Idk what I’m more sick of—- actually having to be an adult or the year 2020.

Biggest reason why I can’t wait to buy a house with Peter that has more than 1 bathroom is because his showers are longer than it would take me to run a half marathon and my bladder is the size of a peanut #sendhelp

Have been meaning to sleep for 30 Minutes now but there was a spider on the ceiling so finally Peter Spilletti went to war with it and knocked it down with a broom. I can sleep peacefully like a princess now. Goodnight world

Finding out Taco Bell is removing the Mexican pizza off their menu is the worst news I’ve heard personal to me in 2020... judge me for it but I’m just being honest. #cancel2020 #wtftacobell

women put their trust in the stars. men put their trust googling "michael thomas week 5 fantasy injury update"

Cyndi laupers performance was the epitome of 2020, nails on a chalkboard #bye2020 #letsgo2021

I have never seen a coach intentionally lose a game like this in the #NFL. We’ll remember this Pederson and bludgeon u next year. Enjoy the Wentz contract!

If adulting could be summed up in my recent Amazon searches…..

Congrats to my beautiful sister on graduating! You’re going to be the best nurse. We are so proud of you, Lauren! #SetonHall2023

My aunt Lauren Rocks!!!! Congratulations Aunt Lauren and the class of 2023!! #SetonHall2023

Congrats to Yeti’s favorite napping buddy, Aunt Lauren! #SetonHall2023

Congrats Aunt Lauren! Love your pirate nephew, Yeti Spilletti 🐾🩺🥼💙 #SetonHall2023