It still baffles me that people can't read seat assignments on planes.

Jack Del Rio was fined $100k for merely asking why the January 6th riot, which was far less deadly, destructive, & injurious than the BLM riots is being obsessively investigated while there are no investigations at all into the hundreds of BLM riots. Look at the data yourself:

Really hope that asshole on my flight today had to do the O'hare hustle just to get to the gate in time to see his flight take off.

Pickens jersey is ordered, man that guy is something special. #gettinginbeforethehype Joel Lauffer Murray P. Ryan Brent Rose @_SNJustin

The Bills Browns game probably had so much on the under and they moved it to a dome. #shenanigans

Kenny is Good

The annual Gam Gam Christmas Day NBA tradition continues. Ian Ivancic Murray Joel Lauffer

“Fleishman is in trouble” was a very good show. Big Cat recommended. Big Cat approved

I need a personal assistant, just someone to do all the mundane shit I have no interest in doing. #lazyasfuck

I could use a consigliere, not a wartime one, but a Tom Hagen for sure. #godfather

Stop voting for people over 80!!! People over 80, stop running!

Me explaining to my girl why I need to lay on the couch all day and watch football for 10 straight hours ignoring everything else that exists in the world..

Me: What did you do for World Pharmacists Day? KC Pharmacists & Techs: Set the pharmacy world on fire and start a revolution.

I now remember why I never fly southwest.

Losing your airpod case before a 4 and a half hour flight and 2 babies in front of you is a special kind of hell.

we want a sunday night hbo docuseries where once a week Jason Kelce goes to a team’s tailgate and shares their culture. like anthony bourdain but for pregames.

The Democrat party takes care of illegals over citizens. Pass it on.

Still need an explanation on that RJ Davis flagrant 1 last night. Roger Ayers, wya?

TJ Watt got absolutely screwed. Retweet if you agree.

If somebody in the private sector earned $174,000 a year but was worth $150 million, they would be investigated. But in Congress, that’s the norm.