me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

Hm, fireworks or gunshots?

Vertical emoticons from 1881. ^__^ More emoticons from the 1800's here: text-mode.org/?tag=emoticons…

Fuuuuucking hell. Nodded off putting kiddo to bed, then woke up and stumbled around making a school lunch. By the time that was done I was too awake to go back to sleep and now it's 1:30, fuck

Drawing on craft paper, my daughter asked for a wooly mammoth

It's got red in it

Giraffe (2011) ift.tt/wNdjYyt

Thank goodness my parking app is on the ball. It's letting me know that my parking will expire soon. At 2am tomorrow. It's currently 9am.

anthony asked the discord if ratatouille was a mecha and I cried laughing when I made this joke

Gotta be careful this is Beedle territory

I awkwardly did a high five wrong today and I can already tell this is a thing that will haunt me forever

I made a real dumb cartoon 😘

To hell with this place. mastodon.social/@nickdrawthing ban me you piece of shit