Drake Maye has more playoff wins than Dak Prescott

Baby am I just a good time

The prompt “dating me is like” on hinge is funny because women say all kinds of bullshit. If dating you was really like that you wouldn’t be on hinge lol

Be not afraid of going slowly, be only afraid of standing still.

Bro me and ChatGPT been fuckin cookin this week!

The Berry Bright cold press juice from 711 is gun smoke 😮‍💨

I like dark skinned bitches like my daddy. I like light bitches like my momma.

It’s always hilarious when my sister called and the only thing she says is my full name 😂😭

Moms make it way too easy these days 😭😂

Go look at the moon right now !

A confident demeanor and great cologne will always work in your favor

Drake Maye got engaged in January 2025 and married July 2025. Money makes life easier bro

She calls me baby like I’m still oneeee

2 years ago today I broke 3 ribs fucking around drunk in New York 😂

Don’t just take your clothes off. Take them problems off.

After learning the reason men sweat more than women anytime I’m in the sauna and a dude is not or barely sweating I know his bloodline is full of bitch ass men.

1 night of falling asleep awkwardly = 3 days of neck and back pain

Nike GT Futures > Foamposites Argue wit ya mother