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@nextokens

unabashed optimist

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your life outcomes are basically determined by a rube-goldbergian series of abstracted marshmallow tests and rpg dialogue quick time events

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guy who doesn’t like the homeless setting up camp in his neighborhood but will still hand them money or food when they ask guy who doesn’t like pigeons in his yard, but still regularly leaves out birdseed

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once again learning that years of wfh and spending lots of time in nature does a poor job of preparing your immune system for the demands of nyc

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Accidentally said “where the hoes at?” instead of “your startup sounds very interesting, we should connect on linkedin” and they kicked me out of SF

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i'm currently hiring a swe for my team at a small org 818 applicants in 3 days all cover letters clearly ai generated i'm going to have to add some kind of criteria to the app process to filter out bots

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this unfortunately creates a strong negative selection effect where young women in tech are avoided by good men and mostly receive engagement / “mentorship” by men with less-than-professional intentions

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me: mom can we get a CO₂ inhalation machine? mom: we have a CO₂ inhalation machine at home the CO₂ inhalation machine at home:

me: mom can we get a CO₂ inhalation machine?

mom: we have a CO₂ inhalation machine at home

the CO₂ inhalation machine at home:
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the malefashionadvice subreddit is an invaluable resource if you want to dress like an elder millennial middle manager from 2012

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I show up to the job site 52 minutes late. The foreman, a pot long past simmering on a good day, tilts his head as he digs into me. “Well look who decided to grace us with his presence. Where the hell were you?” “Sir, I apologize. I couldn’t sleep. My Eight Sleep stayed hot all