If you're going to a festival a toilet roll is the perfect size to protect a mini bottle of prosecco. Just put it in the cardboard tube. 2 essentials in 1. #WednesdayWisdom

Never Mind the News Feed besties at another awesome night. Go and have fun! x.com/dereksmojo/sta…

Newsfeed best mates playing tonight. Treat yourself - will be fab.

Just one day to get through till the weekend #ThursdayMotivation

Great line up at our next edition on Saturday! Come and join us at trinity bar in Harrow. Worth getting a babysitter.

They look like the worlds most evil boyband on the stools #BBCOurNextPM

How good is this line up?? Please come and support for a great cause. Hoopla Impro St Luke's Hospice eventbrite.com/e/hoopla-chari…

Still some tickets left for this awesome line up eventbrite.com/e/hoopla-chari…

This Wed night in aid of the brilliant St Luke's Hospice - still tickets available! eventbrite.com/e/hoopla-chari…

Tickets available on the door Hoopla Impro tonight for this killer line up! eventbrite.com/e/hoopla-chari…

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No one at last night's show could agree what animal was on my jumper. What do you think?

So excited to add @BrentWouldd to the bill on 3rd March. Awesome Drag King! facebook.com/brentwoulddrag…

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Putting our own spin on things this Saturday 3rd trinity bar with Nevermindthenewsfeed

Looking forward to it! x.com/redcablesunday…

So excited to be in the window! trinity bar #bestbarinharrow #betterthanNetflix

Not convinced. We like chips AND cheese. #nandon't #lovepotatoes Nando's Has Brought Out Halloumi Fries In The UK ladbible.com/community/awes… via LADbible

Will try NOT to be scared on the camera tomorrow night. Been in front of the mirror on #snowday3 practising. #growlingoninstagram #recordinggonewrong

Woke up this morning and I had traveled back in time. Pierce Morgan on GMTV blaming rappers for violent crime.