"The Dark Knight, much like Cars 2 and Downfall II, the Re-Hitlering, is one of the greatest sequels ever produced." - Jesse Heisenberg 1995

Someone took a shit in the office toilet that stinks more than Prime Video and their choice of stand up specials.

Hey just so everyone knows, we're trying to get the rights for Cutthroat Island, because it's an absolute classic and it's almost complete destruction of Matthew Modine Geena Davis and Frank Langella's career is a hollywood crime 2nd only to Weinstein.

DW WE WILL NEVER HAVE THIS MOVIE ON OUR PLATFORM

Amen brother. Ferris Bueller's Day Off streaming now!

JAPAN RULES CHINA GRUELLS

We're watching what you're watching and by God, mums are going nuts for Chris Hemsworth in Extraction! Murdering people makes mums muits moist.

No one knew who you were until you DIDNT put on the mask... Stay inside and watch telly its not over ffs

We could not be more excited for this!! Taika Waititi is a mad cunt with big daddy energy and we've all agreed to offer up our dilated, pulsating hungry assholes to him, even the straight ones, in the hope of him getting Star Wars to join us. Xx

Just busted a big nut 🙌🙌🙌

Look, we only gave Kevin James a special cos we were drunk and throwing money at anyone. After Sandler's hour we thought all those guys would still be funny. We sincerely apologise for this mistake and will be removing it ASAP.

He looks even more badass in The King. Trust us, we made it. We hired two hot boys to play opposing kings and despite our best attempts, the footage of them spooning naked was cut. But we can give it to you. For a price... DM us.

If you guys haven't watched Kingdom yet, you're missing out on the best horror period piece since Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. And that movie sucked.

We're producing our own Aussie version of a movie about an empty shell who keeps getting away with shit!!

We're currently in talks with Chris Lilly's people as to how on earth we approved that fucken show, given the climate at the time. Now that everything has gotten worse, we're firing everyone involved.

Netflix is committed to equality and equity. That's why Dear White People is getting renewed for 69 more seasons till u get it.

Just took a shit? Watch Netflix!

Here at Netflix, we believe in stuff and things. Believe in things!!

Hey just reminding everyone that Hannibal is on our server right now if you're looking for good recipes to cook your neighbour

Hey everybody. We're about to upload Call Me By Your Name. It's a romantic comedy between a teenager and an adult man. Kinda like a Woody Allen movie but cool ✌✌