I'm hosting a "kiss an oomf" contest in my room next week, on August 21st. Anyone interested?

I’m that one mean lesbian who’ll blow cigarette smoke at you outside a bar and if you ask extra nicely, I might put it out on you~

1 like and I'll shave off my bush.

First thing my surgeon sees after cutting off my balls...

Yoooo bingo

Sometimes I forget that I'm a real person, amd when I realize this I'm like "what the fuck I really do exist"

She told me, "Do what you do best" so I booted up the OPTCG sim and missed lethal.

I asked my friends, whom I'm visiting next month, what I should bring with me to the Netherlands, and they replied, "a collar'... How cooked am I???

Lately I've been getting used to the idea that I'll never find a gf/bf, because I have no qualities that would make someone feel even slightly romantic towards me. It would be purely illogical to do so.

I mean, that's fair enough. I don't really deserve someone's love. But if I ever fall for someone and that person falls for me too, it would be a pleasant surprise, though it probably won't ever happen.

And tbh I'm kinda afraid of falling in love, because there's a 99% chance that this feeling won't be mutual, since I'm romantically and sexually repulsive.

I'm going to fuck my beaver plushie out of boredom

I'm sorry lil guy

Forced feminization, but it’s just a pretty girl telling me that I really look femme and that I should present more femininely more often (pls pls pls).

Does anyone around have an unhealthy obsession with me, or am I just making things up?

A wild ride tbh

I stopped texting first as my mental health declined over the past few days, and seeing that the people I care about and consider close wouldn’t give a fuck with only 2 or 3 checking on me is really fucking heartbreaking. So yeah, it turns out I’m a burden for some

Did everyone have people in their lives who told them they could open up about anything, but when they actually started to open up, those people just became cold and distant? Or is it just me?