Lady at the store said “omg this kombucha basically crack” and I got mad but then she explained how the CIA distributed kombucha in the community and the laws for possessing kombucha carried much heavier sentences than other tea which led to the perpetuation of systemic violence.

if you’re nervous about writing a book just remember that God wrote one and it wasn’t even very good

oh so when you put pieces together you’re “really into jigsaw puzzles” but when I, Victor Frankenstein,

SURPRISE! ITS OUT TODAY! BUY AND SHARE AND BUY AND SUCH <3 RadLand Records

the groundhog came out of its hole today. now i get to go in. i took your hole dirt boy. this is my hole now

Tomorrow night at the Comedy Nest we are featuring awesome people! Featuring Jenna and host is Rohini! If you need to laugh tomorrow come to the Jewelbox Theatre Rendezvous Seattle doors at 7:30, show at 8 pm. The producer for this evening is Juno Men

having a shadow is so over the top. am i in a fable. am i in a freaking tall tale

Lineup announcement! Get ready to get geeky with: Jenna, Rohini, Silas, Lucy Tollefson, paul_currys_twittur, and @valerie_benti! Snag your ticket now tinyurl.com/GaggleOfGeeksC…. #GeekyComedy #SeattleComedy #NerdyComedy #ComedyShowcase

I believe women. and everyone else, I am extremely gullible.

plussy from a girl who’s good at addition

Meet the host of a #GaggleOfGeeks: Jenna! Join us on March 23! Tickets and info at tinyurl.com/GaggleOfGeeksC…. #SeattleComedy #GeekyComedy #SeattleNightOut #NerdyComedy

my social security number 🥰

accidentally wore mariners colors to my tech job today and every interaction has been agony. “excited for opening day??” shut up I’m a GIRL

You CAN make r*** jokes! You just have to actually be funny ! I am screaming yelling howling at this daisy “dan goose” tackett

My first day as a coal miner is going so well!! I'm so glad that damn bird finally shut up haha

if ur bf says not to post that bikini pic ask him if that’s the jonah hill he wants to die on