Random unsolicited advice, ask questions at work. Even (especially) if you feel like the question makes you look dumb. Stop getting in the way of your own success.

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I'm really just so very happy.

The Internet is a place where you constantly think to yourself, "this has gone too far" and "why haven't we done enough?" forever and always.

Every classic rock band sounds the same to me. I'm fine being cancelled for this.

What was the actual reason?! It is mind boggling how many stories there are of organizations who forget, break, lose or mishandle MOBILITY aids for their customers. Stop playing with people's lives.

Sir, those are lesbians.

I made a thing with my team. It was fun. It was hard. We learned. Now, I'd like to not be exposed to a single piece of code for at least 4 days. Thank you.

This is genius!

I have an event on my calendar that just says "Bring Snacks" and I have no idea who or where I'm supposed to bring snacks to. 😳

Found out I really like heavy music today ❤️. So so much. I've got a lot of catching up to do so if you have any playlists, please send them my way!

My skate dance class threw me a dancing, skating, bachata filled one day early birthday party. ❤️

I haven't posted enough on Twitter and now my feed is mostly quirky animal videos, people showing kindness to others, and American Sign Language in so many dialects. I like this side of Twitter.

Listen, if the council of spooky queens met and decided Halloween starts at the end of July, I'm going to demand that pumpkin flavored everything starts the same day. The dissonance is unacceptable.

Today is the beginning of spooky season. This is not a drill, people. Grab your pumpkin spice latte, a tube of red lipstick, and all the black you own 'cause it's just witches from here on out til January.

Just in case anyone is wondering, you can "pspspsps" a pigeon.

This is what happens when you "pspspsps" a pigeon.

i'm throwing slices of ham into the hurricane so it rains ham on random houses and people are like wtf is happening. hamcane baby. that's what's happening

One thing about me is that if there's hot sauce, it WILL end up on my shirt.