Fuck cars, we want happy green seating.

Walkies

Now even Cory is subtweeting the DA.

Dear Apple et al, if I’m listening to something please don’t pause it to “play” an ad on silent. K tx bye

Ok I need an Coconut Kelz vs Namaste Bae crossing over with Juan Edwardian vm.tiktok.com/ZM2vwNvP5/

Brexit inflation is out of control.

#XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes hashtag turtle power

I feel like the sound tech might be an accidental ally.

Russell Brand - the frappucinno Neil Oliver

With tears in his eyes?

Perfection

Tiger bites pig and I bite bao

Thirst trap girls on instagram listing themselves as “public figure”. It’s a solid pun to be fair.

Blessed is the fruit.

Nominative determinism: cash by name

It’s more important than ever to know exactly who Farage is 👇

Time for bed? Inspired by Colin the Dachshund 👏👏 #UKRiots #FaragesRiots #riotsengland #FarageRiots #FarageThugs #FarRightFail 😂😂😂😂

Everyone talks about 💩 in 🇬🇧 rivers but no one talks about how cool and refreshing a shitty river is.

What in the unhinged Alex Jones’s fart jar archive is this? Apart from the Churchill newcliped nonsense my “fav” quote goes to tucky in response to the sacrificial lamb banalogy “giggles have abortions feel happy”