Love it. #GOAT

This is everything

Playing a bit fast and loose with the term “EXCLUSIVE” there.

I’ve just finished my Football Manager save. This is all terrible timing. #Lockdown2

I can’t stop laughing at this

Is it just me or is Butch Harmon’s commentary delayed by 2 or 3 seconds? Why is that? #themasters

Allowing Luiz to play on for half an hour after that. Not only is the Premier League deeply unentertaining in this age of VAR, it also enacts policies that clearly fail to protect the health of its players.

If you like the idea of boycotting Wetherspoons but are on the fence about actually doing it, this should get you over that fence.

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Westwood gonna Westwood. #THEPLAYERS #choke

A rare light in the black hole that is Twitter is the amount of (excellent) Lucille clips from Arrested Development on my timeline today. #JessicaWalter

Every single thing is this video is rubbish. The goal, the weird dancing celebration in front of an empty stand, the officials desperately trying to invent an offside by drawing all over the pitch. The Premier League is so relentlessly crap.

Mark Selby is to snooker what VAR is to football.

Just finished Louis Theroux’s #GodsOfSnooker - thoroughly enjoyable from start to finish, brilliant storytelling about a properly mad era in a sport.

God this side is going to be good in December 2022. #Eng

My second and final #ENG tweet - what a great team, players and staff, we have both on and off pitch. First time in my lifetime I’ve felt properly engaged with an England side. All quite sad this eve, but exciting times ahead.

Followed my local MP Matthew Pennycook MP last month to ask him about a local issue. Got a response within an hour and since then have been totally impressed with how engaged he appears to be with his constituents here. A polar opposite of my previous local MP Rehman Chishti - take note