Someone should invent an alarm clock where the alarm is the sound of a dog about to throw up. Because nothing wakes me up and gets me out of bed faster than that.

Airbnb was appealing when it was low rate. Now its the same as a hotel. Whats the point lol

Happy Birthday Aaron Shekey ! Love you so much I could ‘scream 🍦🍦

Does anyone else get the feeling the average person doesn't know long covid is common or that it happens even after mild infections?

I don't clean my kitchen and it's making me feel like an asshole.

I just wrote a review on The Mover Max yotpo.com/go/1WXolhp6 via Yotpo

If you see jasonLi(👾,🎮)8344 at a show, that’s the universe’s way of saying you picked the right one to go to. 🔮✨

The Onion is an unwavering purveyor of emotional truth. Their homepage today is exactly how we feel. I’ve written about this before. aaronshekey.com/posts/americas…

Dear ⁦@KarenKilgariff⁩ , I’m so sorry you’re sick. Also sorry that the universe made you a get well soon video. Feel better! reddit.com/r/WTF/comments…

I’m ready for those invites to start rolling in!

I love my dog. I love my Aaron. I LOVE MY WHOLE HOUSE!!! ✨🫶💕

Thank you, tiny house.

Just found out about donkey nannies, which are donkeys used to carry newborn lambs down the mountains for seasonal grazing.

Log cabin style for LIFE 🪵

Oh you know just crying thinking about Fleabag.

ghost cowboys 👻🏜️

Why Halloween? A holiday that celebrates imagination? A day to acknowledge things we fear? A holiday where we can choose to respect or mock the macabre? Incredible.

I need to be able to talk about Jesus.

Natalie and I like you.