Chris Park coming in hot with the dad jokes ladies and gents.

Why do people who go the speed limit on Conewango and Pennsylvania get to breathe the same air as the rest of us?

The earth has music for those who listen.

Good morning beautiful people..The Monday alarm is always a kick in the sack..But here we are with another opportunity to create the greatest week of all time..Your mindset is the difference between misery & joy.. Let’s dominate the week, & then dominate St Paddy’s.. Let’s GOOOO

.Danny Amendola expected to sign with Miami Dolphins: on.nfl.com/so5cpq (via Dan Hellie)

fact's only x.com/SHADY_McFLY/st…

What happens when you let Californians do anything regarding guns. x.com/nbcbayarea/sta…

Can we get the light in the back hall at results fixed at some point cause nothing makes you sick after running like a strobe light

My father doesn’t need torture explained to him. x.com/liz_cheney/sta…

Yeah except the SERE (survive, evade, resist, escape) program is designed to teach soldiers to resist torture so I’m not really sure what point you’re trying to make here. x.com/liz_cheney/sta…

Terrifying video shows people being violently thrown into the air after a ski lift malfunctioned cnn.it/2GAjXZ5

I think I died yesterday

People who wake you up before your alarm are worse than isis

Snapchat needs to reintroduce the 10 second rule because some of you don’t understand we don’t want to watch 45 seconds of your friend.

Tomorrow, on KFC Radio - Creed Bratton live in studio.

Gay fellas and middle aged women are now complimenting my rump #metoo

Only James Eldridge wants to know who your parents are every time you see him. x.com/_mariaprada/st…

Definition of a hero. x.com/bbcbreaking/st…

The last thing this country needs is more laws