very lucky that my mom instilled “they’re just jealous” in my head from a very young age. and she’s never been wrong about anything so..

my titties bounce when i walk, promise u im good babe

omg what i would givvvve for a cheeseburger and fries from doublz rn

i need to start planning time around sitting in my towel after a shower. i’m gonna be late to work.. but this step is crucial!!!

how do u tell someone “ew that’s ugly” without sounding mean??

Kali Uchis pays homage to Mariah Carey in ‘The Sincerely Tour’ announcement.

unfortunately this IS fixed sign core (leo, aquarius, scorpio, taurus)

breaking news i put on a bikini and im actually not depressed

Cringe when people call their loved one stinky/stink/stinker 😖

i've tasted being employed & i've tasted being unemployed. i recommend not being born.

what a great day to restart pretty little liars

i hate my period so bad SOOOO BADDDDDDD

i went to target and my phone died and it was honestly such a peaceful target run. i need to stop bringing my phone places

i come on twitter to talk to myself, if you read it that's on you.

the other day i woke up to find bryce laying on one of my squishmallows 😭 how cute

i just told bryce what yt ppl outside smell is and i kinda feel bad now

calling bryce from the bath to bring me a snack, a drink, and weed.. this is the life

i ordered my chipotle to pick up at the wrong location, i’m going to scream