My doctor told me not to lift anything heavy... So now I sit down to pee."Choppy Nic Linde

Last year, I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas... I woke up in a box"Johann Kemp. Choppy .Nic Linde.William Small-Smith

Money can't buy happiness but it can bye marshmallows. Which is pretty much the same thing."Patricia de Villiers

When someone rings the doorbell why do dogs always assume its for them?"Choppy Nic Linde @EkhardtLeRoux1

SCHOOL- Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Life. CLASS = Come Late And Start Sleeping. F.I.N.A.L.S. = Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit.Choppy

Normal person flirting: Hey sexy! Me flirting: if you were a potato... you'd be a good potato."Nic Linde Choppy Ekkie92

Girls greet each other normally the way I would act if I saw a mate who I thought was dead." Patricia de Villiers annikalinde Zonica

My girlfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because she doesn't exist."Nic Linde Choppy

All guys should learn from Mario. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her." Ekkie92

I don't wanna sound like a bad ass or anything, but I play the Wii without the wrist strap on" Patricia de Villiers

Hurry! Turn your phone upside down. 370HSSV 0773H" Nic Linde Choppy

100% of the people reading this are alive." Choppy. Nic Linde Ekkie92

Stupid people make me feel so much better about myself." Choppy

Joey and Chandler's friendship >>> pic.x.com/SgG4XCoeQK" Nic Linde

Intelligent people are more likely to avoid conflict which explains why some people notice everything but choose to say nothing." Choppy

"@Awsome_Dev: "Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.""Patricia de Villiers

I don't know how people get eaten by sharks... I mean, do you not hear the music?" Choppy Nic Linde. Niel Marais

Bad handwriting Keep this in mind: more intelligent people tend to think faster and as a result their handwriting is more sloppy.Nic Linde