1/20/20 2:21 PM

“So then I asked ChatGPT-“

i dont care if it hurts i want to have control i want a perfect body i want a perfect soul

submitting this as my essay for doctorate programs

“describe yourself” actually I’d rather die thanks

white people be like i have to pick my dog up from rehab

My love language is not opening reels that are sent to me

nothing ruins my workout like a man scream-grunting in the weight room

No Other Choice didn’t get a single nomination. Naturally, Park Chan-Wook now has to kill the other nominees until they reluctantly give him the Oscar.

Bringing back institutions makes sense when you consider they also put suffragettes, unruly wives, queer people, antiwar and civil rights protesters in them too. “Crazy” just means “not normal” and only people in power decides what “normal” is.

i know i’m aging because after i made soup i thought, “should i have a white claw? no - i’ll have a kombucha.” ????

Yall keep saying “eventually ICE will…….” and in every single scenario I’ve see so far a U.S. institution has already done that to a Black person

I just want to remind people that he was accused of raping a 12 year old before he was elected the FIRST time.

Everybody getting on stage saying “fuck ice” which is cool but when Black people was getting brutalized by police, nobody was saying fuck the police but okay

tried the stairmaster for the first time and i’m just wondering what the fuck

what is it about me that makes every drive thru employee decide I don’t need my whole correct order

so excited for this to be my town