At least they're using Signal this time. Jared was using WhatsApp.

Charlie Kirk is an American success story! After claiming to be rejected by West Point because of Affirmative Action, he pulled himself up by the bootstraps, started a student organization, and earned his only academic credential - an honorary doctorate from Liberty University.

People say they love JD Vance but can't name three of his songs

Tacky-O and Con Con will always be there when they need you most!

No one is above the law! *Results may vary

No one is above the law! *Results may vary

Canada just needs to wait a few weeks for the Golden Dome System promo code email.

Elon was always the false boss before the Peter Thiel final level.

Dinesh D'Souza is America's greatest revisionist historian.

Will the Trump Phone work on the Patriot Wireless Network using the Warrior Wi Fi app downloaded from my old Freedom Phone?

Tacky-O and Con Con will always be there when they need you most!

Has anyone in history experienced more buyer's remorse than Elon?

Things are going so bad that Benghazi will be trending again soon.

Matt Gaetz would make a great attorney general because he has a lot of personal experience with the legal system.

Hopefully Marco Rubio is staying hydrated today

The hardest working podium

Ron DeSantis extends Back to School Tax Holiday to include firearms.

Helen Keller is trending because people are finding out the truth about her being a Flat Earther.

Everyone seems really excited for Toy Story 5

Daddy Trump just went out to buy milk and cigarettes. He'll be back any minute.