After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

Benidorm I am inside u #expand

10 hours on the drink, about to smash a work call on teams, let’s fucking go boys

Need me a quick revive before I hit these niggas with a hard “nothing to add from my end, thanks.”

All day, everyday and twice on Sunday

Had 5 days off the beer and it’s quite possibly been the worst 5 days of my life

Can you imagine ripping cigs here

She may be crazy and shit on beds but still 🪵

Violently rape me

Went camping with the boys and within 2 hours we’ve already been told to stop drinking and threatened with being kicked out. Brother I’m in a field how can you kick me out

Wait, so we ARE relevant? #eatabagofdicks

As a proud supporter of racism I need to keep up to date with the most effective slurs so please tell me your favourite/most effective racist terms 🫡

Brother Hulk Hogan and Purple Aki both dying is a sad time

Brother saw it was an immigrant cleaner and decided to drop this monstrosity on them

Continue the mission Charlie Kirk started. He gave his life for you America 🇺🇸

New squid game looks class

Tate Mcraep me

I love slightly fat women like this