Louisiana, what about the other 5?

I don't know what to make of AI. When will Jamiroquai release a song clearly delineating how I should feel about it?

Some people are not excited about the future, but I think they are downplaying that washing machines sing little songs now.

My Favorite Person: I feel horrible. I haven't eaten all day. Me: What would you like to eat? MFP: Oh, nothing.

Just a friendly reminder - if you put Duracell batteries in an Energizer flash light, it will explode.

So Robert Downey Jr. is going to be the new MF Doom? Wild.

Please, it's NOT true that JD Vance humped a couch! It was a loveseat.

People forget the US constitution prohibits the state from discrimination on grounds of religion, race, caste, sex or place of birth, but says nothing about innies and outies.

I was working on this pair of intracate sand portraits of my favorite Simpson's bully on my patio floor. It took a lot of work, but amazing no one wanted them. I couldn't give them away. Seems nobody wants two free Nelson mandalas.

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It's 11 O'clock. Do you know where your spiders are?

Parenting is wild. I asked a parents forum a simple question and I got back so many disperate answers: "You're a moron!" "My God! What is wrong with you?" "You should not have children, you psycho!" I just wanted to know how many dirty stones my toddler should be eating each day.

Some people are into heavy metal, but I've stopped eating lead and I've never felt better.

When Lazarus died the second time, his buddies all said in comedic sitcom unison, "Here we go again!" (freeze frame, roll credits)

A lot of people avoid pain, but I find pain and struggle builds character and grit. That's why I eat the end slices of loaves of bread. #alphamale

I've had this question nagging me for years: how do people have money for stuff?

Breaking News: JD Vance is a time-traveling snuffleupagus groomer who murders nursing home members with fat burritos of glitter and glass to draw attention to the suffering of Trump's poll numbers.