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if you’re from the uk you shouldn’t say “mommy” it’s inauthentic. that’s your mam. am yer mammy

craving cigarettes in an anxious attachment style way. if i don’t buy myself a 20 pack of marlboro reds it’s because i believe i dont deserve little treats and think i should die

those men on grindr send u pictures of themselves like they’re showing a doctor a mole they found

ordered a pint in front of my cıs friends one time and they hit me with the “Patient becomes aroused when wearing clothing of the opposite gender” stare

anyway hi

dyslexic trans woman: i’ll never pass. im mdni

in year 7 i was doing a presentation and no one in my class gave a fuck until i got to the final slide which was just nyan cat edited to be quagmire from family guy and everyone went ape shit

shit like this acts as a speed bump for people rapidly scrolling through my media tab to jerk off

you’re mommy’s good girl mate

i’m like “i’m a femme who doesn’t shave everything because im redefining femininity and what it means to live my own truth” but actually im just lazy

the diy progesterone had me understanding gromit

i showed my friend my tweets and he said “it’s so fucked up how you only get attention on twitter from being unfunny. It’s like the allison i know who makes me laugh in real life is a completely different person from the allison who posts garbage on twitter”

i wish i had a cock instead of this lousy penis attached to my body

whatever

when i was 16 this girl in my friend group thought i didn’t like her because when she told me her boyfriend was a navy cadet i said they were going to bury him at sea like bin laden

keep talking shit we’re gonna do a drive by on ur polycule and turn it into a monogamous relationship

when i get upset at a video game or at my job ive been saying shit out loud like “i’m actually a gay man in my 40s” and it instantly calms me down