what are you even supposed to say when people make neutral, non-compliment comments about your appearance?? this woman just said to me “that’s a bright sweater you have on” and like i can’t say thank you but it also feels weird to just be like yeah it sure is!!

draft check! these are all impeccable, no notes

We will take no slander against our cheesy roll ups.

my cats every night the second i turn all the lights off to sleep

was shopping at free people today & a girl stopped me for a question and then went “oh sorry i thought you worked here!” and in an awkward panic i just go “no, i wish!!!” ….. girl what is WRONG with you

thinking about the one time i went to get my bangs cut and the hairdresser forgot to put a smock on me so i just let the hair fall all over my clothes until she realized because i didn’t want to be rude

i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

had brunch at the tortured poets department this morning

man what the fuck is happening over at vitaminwater