When in doubt crash out

Me n who? (Only in my dreams)

Didn’t go to church today. Got all dolled up, got in my car and you guessed it. Diarrhea.

Wish more people would understand that religion isn’t the problem. It’s how people use it to justify their hatred that’s the problem

I bet you buy ketchup, fuck you

Im sorry but i laughed when i found out someone jumped from a building today (not sorry) 😼

Had head so good it had me screaming like an Aztec death whistle

1 + 4 = suck MY balls

When you get so fucked up you start to seek and enjoy the pain >>>

Mfs will say “game is game” have absolutely no idea what actual game is

Have you seen my beach ball?

For a guy like me, not knowing how to parallel park is a big red flag

Did all of this sober.

Snitchass to bitchass every-time, neva lost