I have Angelina Jolie's lips, it's just that they're in my underpants

"The Woman Who Made Up Her Mind" is just mindblowingly patronising. So embarrassing from Better Together, yet again. People buy into that shit?

"I'm a shit amateur but pro players' GFs sometimes have their BF's GT in their Twitter name. Y'wanna?" "k he he" Is that how that happens?

The dude @TBA_MyStRo sends out more desperate messages than a sinking ship.

Barman at the bar I'm in looks like @OpTicKilla93, oh god

@Sebby_21 Yo Wee McArthur is a quality player! Just saw you signed him #COYP #BetterThanJamesMcCarthy

Peregrine Falcon to United #TransfersThatMakeMoreSenseThanFalcao

@Sebby_21 Why would he leave a Champions League club?

Gerry Adams Sleep tight amigo.

Sucks playing Destiny at John T. Lyall's and knowing I'd be pretty damn good at it if I had the time, yet now I'm home, playing Ghosts. Wow.

That's the worst downgrade in the world. I'd may as well be playing in black and white. Damnit, I hate saving/my inability to save enough :(

I'm so desperate to get X1 that I've seriously considered one of those 'pay in installments' things. Is that dumb? Do good/fair ones exist?

Either way I miss gaming with my friends. Couldn't give a fuck about Advanced Warfare coming out, just wanna shoot some shit n' have a larf.

@Sebby_21 @Rv_DRE Aye? I'll investigate.

@Sebby_21 Kat . My bday & Xmas are both in the same month, jussayin. To be fair though the maw's as skint as me,haha

@Sebby_21 Kat I read up on the convertor though and apparently a lot of them don't work with X1. Some signal conversion problem.

I reckon a lot of folk have an affinity with 'Britishness' because it's an excuse to say they're from the same country as the best actors.

Don't remember the last time Anthony Hopkins was referred to as 'Welsh', s'all I'm saying.

Might go back to my other Twitter soon, depends if I can be arsed unfollowing 99.9% of the COD community on here.

Lol cba, see you on the other account.