Still so shocked my family watched kaytranada’s boiler room set on the big tv last night. I’m so proud. They’re becoming so cultured

Singer songwriters have become incredibly insufferable online, how do we change it back?

I’m so sick of these ambiguous “satire? or not satire?” Music pages. They’ve got me completely hooked so either way they’ve won.

Someone I met recently - I was v unsure about them and thought they were a strange vibe. I did not gel with them. A friend of mine ended up at their afters and they kept the big light on all night and there was no music. My instincts are always right.

Made salt and pepper chicken for 1st time tonight. It was unbelievably mid and the money I spent on the ingredients alone would have covered a takeaway and dessert and I wouldn’t have had to leave the house or cook. I’ve been robbed

Calvin Harris was at his peak when he performed with a live band

Here’s an idea for Formula 1 All teams have to scale their cars down for Monaco to make up for the lack of track space and Max Verstappen has to use a go kart to keep things interesting

Can’t believe there are people out here that “don’t really do chip n dip”

Everyone is paying stupid-money for Oasis tickets and ironically I’ll be watching it from whatever angle I like for free on all your instagram stories x

Feel sorry for guys out there with terrible hairlines like mine who haven’t yet taken the leap in getting what’s left buzzed off. It’s so liberating and you get to pretend you’re Jason Statham.

Listening back to a mix I did which is probably some of my best work to date and still over analysing it to hell. I need to remember way back to age 14 I recorded my first shit little demo on a laptop that ran on coal and gave me 1 channel in Cubase. I’m now living the dream

I can’t stop using the word “emaculate” to describe anything that’s good

As someone who works with audio software every day I can still say after years of having Sonos I still don’t get how the app works it’s completely counterintuitive

Today marks the second time I accidentally back-handed a hot drink and the whole thing goes everywhere

Can’t believe I’m only just now having my first white claw guys get the camera out