Thanks, Donald. I definitely don't want hole milk

This movie is gonna be absolute ass. I'm in

I have a theory: people like OP don't hate rich people, they hate that they know they'll never have the kind of wealth where they can just do silly stuff like this whenever they want, so they find ways to always complain about the things people with, basically infinite, money do

She's evil but this is exactly how a 28 year old looks. Y'all gotta get better at hating

That's a lot of words to use and still end up saying nothing at all

Every sentence became less and less intelligent as it went on

Hey Atari I just applied for a Marketing Coordinator position with you and I don't think I can overstate how much I need this job and how much having a career to build in the gaming space would quite literally make all my dreams come true. So Hit me up

Everyone posting their awful opinions about surrogacy are really no better than a pile of dog shit under someone's shoe

I think if at least half the jury laughs at a crime, you should get an instant innocent verdict

I love Adele. Every song is a banger, the most emotive you've ever heard someone be. Skyfall is a perfect song. I can't wait for her next album

This is gonna do numbers on Facebook in a couple of days

God, they really are so very, very stupid

Even the Zodiac killer himself still calls it Twitter

The NBA is probably the wokest(complimentary) sports league out there. Good on them

ME A IA

You know how bad you have to fuck up as a Republican to have the NRA turn on you?

Me leaning over to an attractive woman any time any place for any reason: "this all happened in metal gear solid 2"

This is good. This is very good.

There are levels of woke the average mind cannot even comprehend

I truly wish I was excited for this, but after season 2, which was such a monumental disappointment, I'll just play the game again because I know that won't let me down