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Evergreen as always.

The internet today

Me watching Game 1 with a bet on the Pacers 😂

✅Baseball season underway ✅Brand new day ✅Baseball time here again ❌Can catch it all on WGN ✅Got the Power ✅Got the Speed ✅Best in the National League [We are here] ❓This is the Year ❓The Cubs are real

They’re not just mean… They’re fucking morons This visiting chaplain is Sikh

My old man used to call my siblings and me "omigons" (ah-MIH-gahn) when we were little -- usually in the context of "a very silly or generally crazy person."

Wait, I’m supposed to feel bad for the idiot buying a truck with the equivalent of a mortgage payment and not putting a penny down? Hell, he’s lucky he’s only getting a 10.9% APR.

This is literally how my local pizza place cuts their pizzas but I'm pretty sure the guy who cuts ours is also blind.

I. Happ (LF): CHC, 2015 #9 P. Crow-Armstrong (CF): NYM, 2020 #19 K. Tucker (RF): HOU, 2015 #5 M. Shaw (3B): CHC, 2023 #13 D. Swanson (SS): ARZ, 2015 #1 N. Hoerner (2B): CHC, 2018 #24 M. Busch (1B): LAD, 2019 #31 R. McGuire (C): PIT, 2013 #14 D. Pomeranz (P): CLE, 2010 #5

Similar vibes. I once sent a repo guy to a guy's house on Thanksgiving because I figured he'd be home.