Give a man a fish… Just give him the fish, asshole. He’s hungry, you’ve got an extra fish. Hand it over, fuckface. He doesn’t have time to go to your shitty “fishing school.” I’m gonna count to 3.

Lame Duck Dynasty

What is this strange and unfamiliar land? (@ BigGreen IT in Rocklin, CA) swarmapp.com/c/3e7afMrFFrq

So, just today, I noticed that one of my SolarWinds socks has a tiny hole in it. I think I owe an apology to the world...

"Last, but not least, we had to use this opportunity to make a change that only we could truly make — so long flat, standard paperclip, and hello Clippy." You're welcome: medium.com/microsoft-desi…

So, I split a check at a restaurant with a friend Monday night where they used an Apple Card. Now, I am getting these Twitter ads for the first time ever (I'm not a regular Apple user). I haven't been able to connect the dots, but I'm impressed.

Lowest form of human.

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Look ma, we actually left the house. @ Mare Island Brewing Co. First Street Taphouse instagram.com/p/CZFu8dKPgUE-…

One of the best Cubans I've ever had! (sandwiches, get your mind out of the gutter) (@ Uptown Swinery in St Augustine, FL) swarmapp.com/c/lvHX3aAi6Ae

Soooooo good after walking around Palermo @ Bistrot 107 instagram.com/p/CgzI3iGASzP8…

Happening now... @ River & Fort instagram.com/p/ChYawd5LaCX7…

Aw... Have a little heart! @ Fogo de Chão instagram.com/p/Cj9gewMArk4c…

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Hey Boulder Canyon, What is this BS? We started buying your avocado oil chips for a reason, and it definitely wasn't so you could hide safflower oil in them! I can understand the flavored versions MAYBE having flour and sugar, but there's no excuse for seed oils.

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